my first post of 2012

Also my first post for a year and a half. A lot of my friends here in the south of France have blogs dedicated to their lives as Erasmus 'students'. I figured I'd rejoin them, but rather than carry on the trend by proclaiming my love of O'Sullivan's (it is a great pub), I will instead just continue doing what I set out to do in 2010 and that is: to show the world how pissed off i am.

I have recently realised how annoying I am. I regularly 'get on people's wick' (whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean). It really hit home the other day when I couldn't stop repeating something a friend of mine had said as we made our way around the cultural mecca that is IKEA.

I promised myself I would change after that trip and my dose of self-guilt.

However, that was Saturday, today is Monday and I am still up to my old tricks. I was wandering round Carrefour saying (to myself) 'yer ma' jokes over and over and pissing myself. Whilst I maintain that there is nothing funnier than someone asking you what you're doing and you replying 'yer ma'; it does seem to be losing its appeal, especially without my partner in crime Thomas Hawksett being present.

So I guess this post is to both remind me of the fact that blogging is fun (and also a guilt-free form of procrastination) but also to remind me to stop being a twat.

If you believe that is going to happen. You sir, are a bigger twat than me.